Need a shirt that keeps up with your brain's RPMs and your Hog's thunderous roar? ADHD Asphalt Demon Harley Disciple Tee: For When Your Mind Redlines Faster Than Your Twin Cam. 

What Makes This Tee Smoother Than Fresh Asphalt on Route 66:
- 50% polyester: Tougher than your leather-faced road captain.
- 25% combed ring-spun cotton: Softer than the seat on your bagger.
- 25% rayon: For that sheen brighter than your bike's custom paint job.

Too badass for your therapist's office, too comfy for a hell-raising at the Broken Spoke Saloon, just perfect for a ride to... wait, where were we going again?

Warning: May cause sudden urges to buy Harley parts or start 103 bike customization projects simultaneously. Manufacturer not responsible for impulsive motorcycle purchases, run-ins with rival MCs, or unplanned rides to Daytona Bike Week.

• Pre-shrunk for extra durability

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.